Going Through My Email Trash 04/18/2009

What if I forgot something that I knew???
I'd be very busy later on today since I have to get in touch with a bunch of very important people. I better write myself a list.

1. Email Richard Silva to set up information so that I can pick up that 20.5 million bucks that have been abandoned at The First City Monument Bank in Nigeria.

2. Email poor Mrs Larisa, who's husband has passed away. She needs help collecting her inheritance. (The poor woman)

3. Email Stefan Mostrom about that guaranteed penis enhancement. (I wonder why he has my name and email but doesn't know that I don't HAVE a penis??)

4. Email Mr. Fabian Grey at Microsoft Word Promo about the 5.5 million lump sum I've been approved for. (this will sure come in handy right now)

5. Email Mr. Rees Vivian Paul, who is a merchant in Tokyo, but taking treatment for prostate cancer. (he only has a few months left to live and needs my help to set up his money to use for an orphanage)

6. Email Rosa Richardson (wants to know if my wife or girlfriend is cheating on me?)

7. Email Dexter Livingston about that new high powered vibrator. (Maybe Dexter needs to talk to Stefan and straighten him out)

8. Email Mr Danston since my car warranty seems to have expired. (Strange, where did THAT come from?)

LOL..... the list is growing and it's only noon.

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I was born in Jever, Germany.  My parents immigrated to the United States in 1968.  I became a United States citizen in 2005.
 
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